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« on: Mar 29, 2006, 09:13 AM »
Jessica Simpson's publicist says the singer is looking at adoption. "Nothing has been finalized yet", her publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press. But he added, "It is true that she's exploring options." Shuter said Simpson and her family have anonymously contributed funds to a smattering of Mexican orphanages for several years now.

I can see a few reasons why Jessica might choose to adopt: 1) she wants a child, 2) she's terribly confused about the "adopt-a-highway" program 3) it's the only way for Joe Simpson to legally have sex with his grandchildren. At this point I'm leaning towards number 3.
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 29, 2006, 02:11 PM »
She should not be anywhere near a child. Britney Spears shouldn't be, either, but it's too late for that baby... especially with that moron K-Dog around.
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 30, 2006, 09:12 AM »
What's K-Dog?
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 30, 2006, 09:25 AM »
Apparently that's elmono's way of making fun of Kevin Federline. I'll bet he makes Brit call him that in bed. LMAO
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 30, 2006, 12:18 PM »
Because, you know, he's a hardcore rapper... yeah...
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