elmono311
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« on: Dec 22, 2004, 01:49 PM » |
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Why does Santa wear red and white? The answer can be explained by a simple holiday can of Coca-Cola. Obviously, he's sponsored by Coke, thus he has to wear the colors of his sponsor. Sponsorship is wonderful for Santa so he can pay for all the licensing fees needed for his elves (who either work for free or are paid by Coca-Cola) to make certain toys. You see, Santa and his elves just can't make a Star Wars toy themselves. They have to get the licensing rights from Lucas Licensing for the Star Wars name and likenesses and from Hasbro for use of their logo and packaging. So, Santa has to pay for that and Coca-Cola pays for his sponsorship so he can pay for the fees. And that is my theory about Santa Claus.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 22, 2004, 01:52 PM » |
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It's either that or he's a communist. Let's examine. The North pole is filled with hundreds of elves, who work for little or no pay. All are on the same rank, without posibility of promotion. Santa is the dictator who sits with Mrs. Claus, commands over the elves, and eats a lot. The elves have no oppertunities, benefits, or promotions, and live in the same cabins, same lifestyle, and as stated previously, same rank. Oh, and the ever popular argument, he's always wearing red. What's that all about? Shamelessly ripped from a post on ATOT, but it's funny. Especially since I've been calling people communists for years. |
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elmono311
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:03 PM » |
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Hehehe, yeah, I remember that post. But nowadays everything is about sponsorship and no one cares about Communism. I'm pretty sure he keeps the reindeer hyperactive like that because of Coca-Cola injection.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:10 PM » |
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Sponorship is the devil! I'm tired of seeing some corporate name of everything.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:13 PM » |
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Hehehe, I should put on Marlie's presents: "To Marlie, from Santa Claus presented by Coca-Cola"
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:14 PM » |
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Bwahahaha
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:15 PM » |
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Vengeance said no... :-(
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:18 PM » |
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I didn't really expect her to agree. But you could put that on your present to her. It'd still be funny.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 22, 2004, 02:25 PM » |
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She'd probably beat me
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 22, 2004, 03:05 PM » |
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I think the two theories are tied together. Clearly Coca-Cola sponsors communism.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 22, 2004, 03:29 PM » |
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Hehehe, I should put on Marlie's presents: "To Marlie, from Santa Claus presented by Coca-Cola"
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 22, 2004, 03:35 PM » |
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I think the two theories are tied together.? Clearly Coca-Cola sponsors communism.
Then I must support Communism, I drink a lot of Coke :-) |
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 22, 2004, 03:50 PM » |
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Chris is a commie, Chris is a commie! Neener neener neener.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 22, 2004, 03:50 PM » |
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Excellent *steeples fingers together*
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 22, 2004, 07:21 PM » |
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I think I should rename this thread... *rolls eyes*
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 22, 2004, 07:42 PM » |
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lol, agreed...
Santa is a communist. Who else besides a commie would give gifts (assuming they do such things) to everyone, where all bad are given coal, regardless of degree of bad, and all good are given gifts coming from one sack (most likely all presorted to be of the same value)... No way he could be anything else. Besides, he even has the right color scheme (just like Coca-Cola).
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 24, 2004, 01:02 AM » |
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 24, 2004, 01:08 AM » |
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lmao, it certainly does.
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 24, 2004, 07:56 AM » |
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you all better be good-----santa claus is coming tonght
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 24, 2004, 09:07 AM » |
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In his Coca-Cola-sponsored sleigh
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 24, 2004, 09:30 AM » |
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And powered by his Chinese commie workers.
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 24, 2004, 07:01 PM » |
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Who ultimately outsourced the work to our parents...
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 26, 2004, 03:02 PM » |
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santa was good to you elmono----so behave----hehehehe
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 26, 2004, 03:29 PM » |
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santa was good to you elmono----so behave----hehehehe
Braun Synchro? Yeah, I'd say Santa was definitely good to Chris. |
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