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« on: Feb 28, 2006, 05:45 PM »


Jessica Simpson has composed another encouragement-crammed, proverb-packed message to her fans. "You guys, there are blessings all around us just waiting to be noticed," she writes from Santa Fe, N.M., where she's filming Employee of the Month. "Today, find the simple things we all take for granted. Listen to the voice of your heart, not the voice in your head. Be wise and steadfast. Pay attention to the direction of the wind so that your steps will seem to walk lighter, making your journey through life a bit easier." Jessica also quotes from the Bible again, referencing Isaiah 30:21, "Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you saying, 'This is the way, walk in it.'" She concludes by saying "Always remember that life is not a problem to be solved, it is a gift to be enjoyed."

Well, the voice in my heart says that if Jessica's brain was a television, the only show on would be Teletubbies. The voice in my head pretty much agrees, but also helpfully adds that if her boobs were a television I would've electrocuted myself long ago.
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elmono311
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 28, 2006, 06:40 PM »

Who the heck reads that and actually takes her advice? Good lord...
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She always did love to dance.

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