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[Vengeance]

Britney Spears is reportedly seeking the help of a yoga guru as she plans her career comeback. The pop superstar has been spotted visiting Sikh yoga master Singh Khalsa at his Los Angeles home and sources claim she's undergoing a course of "sound healing." During the therapy sessions, which are based on ancient kundalini yoga practices, clients are exposed to sound vibrations as they lie on a special couch.

Sound healing. I see. I guess if I heard my thighs rubbing together like two seals playing twister I'd need some sound healing too. She doesn't need yoga, she needs Yoda - he could use his jedi powers to lift her fat ass on a treadmill.

[jitspoe]

Haha, when I first read "sound healing" I thought it was something that dealt with her voice.