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[Vengeance]

Willie Nelson has released "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)", which may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. The song, which debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's satellite radio show, features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines like, "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?" and "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out" and "if sexiness was corn, your ass would be Iowa." Amazingly, I only made that last line up.

But what could be hotter than the combination of Willie Nelson and homo-erotic love? I had no idea country music was full of so much rampant homesexuality. I guess the ten-gallon hats and chaps should've tipped me off. That, and being hit on buy some guy calling himself the Bone Ranger.

[Vengeance]

Now I'm going to be on the hunt to find this song. I wish someone cute would have released it, though. I mean if a gay guy has a choice between watching Keith Urban sing about loving it up on the range or Willie Nelson...I mean....come on....

[Supermercado]

Wow. That would be damn funny to listen to, that's for sure.