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« on: Dec 14, 2005, 01:09 PM »

From http://thesuperficial.com/


Brandon Routh is packing

Brandon Routh, who is set to play Superman in the upcoming movie, must be feeling that same pride I felt when I realized I needed to switch from Magnum to MagnumXL condoms. The actor's package will be digitally reduced because the movie execs found it too distracting.

The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge.
They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun.

Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.

The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.


Not only is this more proof that Hollywood executives ruin everything, but it suggests they have no interest in accurately portraying Kal-El (not that Kal-El) Think about it, Superman was definitely hung. All Kryptonians were. It has to do with gravity. It's science.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 14, 2005, 05:26 PM »

After all the trouble they went through to search for a codpiece that looked just right? Yes, there was actually an article about the search for Superman's codpiece...
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 15, 2005, 11:28 AM »

Oh, my.
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