NASCAR from a cop

This is from an article in the AJC today. This guy is a cop in Fulton county and usually reports on the stupidity of would be crooks. His column is hilarious. This time, though, he was commenting on how men need to talk to men. Here's his take on NASCAR:

NASCAR:

Rules change geographically.

I live in NW Forsyth County. They have roadblocks at the county line to measure the big white number 3 on your back car window.

Don?t engage in conversation with a NASCAR fan unless you know what you?re talking about. The first rule is to know who is assigned to those numbers on the back windshield of the passing pickup trucks and cars.

Don?t forget that NASCAR can be emotional discussions with some people, so don?t sport a driver?s number unless you?re prepared to give a 20-minute presentation on that driver?s history, sponsors and stats.

Don?t put a NASCAR driver number on your minivan. It?s like putting perfume on a pig.