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elmono311
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« on: Dec 24, 2007, 11:18 PM »

"Merry Christmas to all you peeps..."

PC cops beat him to submission

"Don't tase me, bro!"

They beat him down more and more until he screams out the non-denominational "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"

"NEVER, YOU FASCIST PIGS!!! NEVER!!!"

The PC cops lock him up in a dungeon where such things as "Oriental" and "Mailman" are hanging from the ceiling. Even the rotted corpses of "Nip" and "Kraut" still hang by sinews in the same dungeon. "Black" is soon tossed in after an intense interrogation as "Stewardess" is locked in chains along the wall.

It is a very Merry Christmas indeed, but I guess I have to, for some reason, include Hannukah and Kwanzaa and whatever else in my greetings despite the fact Hannukah is over and Kwanzaa is... yeah, whatever that is.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 25, 2007, 01:06 AM »

Merry Christmas... and yeah "Oriental" hits close to home... made that mistake once with my gf haha.  She's Korean and people arent Oriental, things are... or something. haha

Happy Holidays all!
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 25, 2007, 05:04 AM »

Yeah, things are Oriental, I think. People are either Korean or Japanese or Chinese or at the very least, Asian. Maybe East Asian would suffice, too. Who knows anymore?

Merry Christmas, wooo!
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 25, 2007, 08:29 AM »

Merry Christmas from all the people of my heritage - American!
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 25, 2007, 08:35 AM »

Merry Christmas... and yeah "Oriental" hits close to home... made that mistake once with my gf haha.  She's Korean and people arent Oriental, things are... or something. haha

Happy Holidays all!

Well, technically, "Oriental" means "Eastern" so it is probably a lot more accurate than saying "Asian" considering Russia, Pakistan, India, Iran, Iraq, etc are all Asian countries that don't share a common racial background with the Japanese, Chinese, Koreans, etc.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 09, 2008, 04:34 PM »

"Oriental" is definitely not acceptable to my understanding, but it's not insulting or rude in the grand scheme of things. My problem with PC stuff is that when someone says something wrong, other people jump the hell all over them.

I forget what was said one time, but someone bitched at me about it and I told them I was sorry I used the wrong word, but whatever he wanted to call himself, he was still a piece of shit.

I don't think I've ever gotten pissy with someone who said the wrong thing. Usually I laugh and say, you know that's not PC anymore, right? Generally, they ask me what it should be and then they don't make the mistake again.
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 10, 2008, 07:35 AM »

I'm putting Vengeance in a room with Cousin Marty and videotaping the whole thing. The only derrogative thing he doesn't say is "honky" and that's because he is one.  Think Archie Bunker with long white hair and beard.
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