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elmono311
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« on: Dec 06, 2007, 07:16 AM »

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This is one good thing about the writers' strike, how would they be able to film 24 with the star in jail?

And it's Christmas time, better keep those trees away from him while he's there.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 06, 2007, 05:17 PM »

Yeah, there might be an incident if he's able to get near a tree.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 10, 2007, 04:39 PM »

I love that story. I'm reading it to Mitchell on  Christmas Eve I think. How Jack Bauer took out the Christmas Tree of Doom.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 10, 2007, 06:50 PM »

The following takes place on Christmas Eve between 10:00 pm and 11:00 pm.

"WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME!!! SANTA IS COMING SOON AND WE NEED YOUR ORNAMENTS!!!"

"Nevah Bawah!"

"GIVE ME THE ORNAMENTS!!!"

"Yewl hahve to keel me!"

*Jack starts up a chainsaw*

"Cheensahws do naht sceere me, Bawah."

"GIVE ME THE ORNAMENTS!" *tackles the trees and chainsaws it to death*

Jack then discovers this tree was a faaaaaaake, a plastic replica purchased at Wal-Mart.

"Dammit."

Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 10, 2007, 06:51 PM »

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 10, 2007, 07:59 PM »

Don't forget the line where he says that tree has to come down and how he hates that tree. That's the classics right there.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 10, 2007, 08:21 PM »

That would be for the final showdown Smiley
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