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elmono311
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« on: Jun 26, 2007, 12:52 PM »
Paris Hilton has been reported to be roaming free and is no longer in captivity. All penises are advised to tuck away and shrivel to avoid any unfortunate circumstances from any contact or even being near the infestation called Paris Hilton.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 26, 2007, 04:55 PM »
I saw that this morning. I was sad that they let her out. Hopefully she at least learned her lesson and we won't hear as much about her in the future. I doubt it but I can hope, right?
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elmono311
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 26, 2007, 09:00 PM »
She still needs to die either way
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"Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR period. I cannot believe Napa signed back on with him." -Clint Bowyer after getting in a wreck at Bristol, 8/23/08
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 26, 2007, 10:23 PM »
Her buddy Nicole Ritchie should be doing a much longer stint sometime soon I hear...
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 26, 2007, 11:22 PM »
Very nice
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She always did love to dance.

"Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR period. I cannot believe Napa signed back on with him." -Clint Bowyer after getting in a wreck at Bristol, 8/23/08
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 27, 2007, 07:42 AM »
From the David Letterman show last night - "Paris Hilton was released from jail today.  She asked to keep the handcuffs."  USA Weekly will not cover anything Paris related anymore.  They aren't putting her on the cover (although she'll be on there for every other tabloid), and they removed her name from any mention in any other article like fashion, TV, etc.  The editor joked that there's not even a mention of Paris, France in the magazine.  I think I'm getting a subscription to USA Weekly.
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 27, 2007, 05:04 PM »
Apparently some anchor on MSNBC decided they didn't want to do a story on her and lit the papers on fire or something. Rock on.
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"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?"

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
elmono311
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 27, 2007, 10:24 PM »
People are finally having enough of that whore
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She always did love to dance.

"Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR period. I cannot believe Napa signed back on with him." -Clint Bowyer after getting in a wreck at Bristol, 8/23/08
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