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[elmono311]

Paris Hilton is a dirty dirty whore who deserves jail

My favorite part is the picture

[Supermercado]

I'll do your part here:

DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elmono311]

Actually, this is a suitable replacement.

[disnut8]

Think this will teach Lindsay Lohan anything?  Now that girl is headed not for jailtime but for death.

I still don't understand Hilton's actions.  There she was in her own home, obviously drinking and drinking alot and she gets the munchies.  OK, she doesn't HAVE anything to eat in that house at all?  Nothing?  Not even leftovers from Spago's?  There's no way in hell she eats an entire meal so she's gotta have leftovers - you know, the kind that gets wrapped up to look like a swan. Does she not eat breakfast?  She doesn't even have a box of cereal?  All you have to do is pour some of that into a bowl and eat it.  You don't even need milk for it.  Right now, I don't have any eggs in my house and it's driving me crazy.  She HAS to go out for burgers?

So, say she does.  She doesn't have the phone numbers in her Blackberry - or whatever gadget she has - to call a town car service to come and pick her up and go through the drive through?  She has to drive herself?  She can't call that publicist who told her she was OK to drive on a suspended license and would eat the dirt of her shoes?

And all this from a person who stars on a show called The Simple Life and pretends to be a normal person while the cameras are rolling.

[disnut8]

Now that the bitch is in the med facility, let's start a pool for (1) what medication she's on and (2) what her mysterious condition is.

My guess - "Medication" is vicodin or percacet or something like that and the "condition" is she couldn't detox.

Second guess going off the '"yeast infection" - she's got the clap.