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« on: Mar 10, 2007, 09:11 AM »

Men survive gruesome suicide attempt

Published on: 03/09/07

Two Atlanta men survived an attempt to kill themselves Friday by cutting off their arms with a circular saw, according to Atlanta Police Major Lane Hagin.

The men managed to sever three of their arms about six inches above the wrist, he said.

The two men — ages 40 and 41 — left a suicide note with the manager of their Atlanta apartment building saying they were committing suicide because their business had failed and they were recently diagnosed with HIV, Hagin said.

After reading the note, the manager called police who found the two men in their apartment with "a lot of blood," the major said.

Their names were not released. Police spokesman Steve Coleman said both were in stable condition at Grady Memorial Hospital late Friday and will undergo psychiatric evaluation.

No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 10, 2007, 10:33 AM »

Excuse me... circular saws? Why would you commit suicide with circular saws?
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 10, 2007, 02:43 PM »

They saw the opportunity to.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 14, 2007, 01:22 PM »

They wanted to be on the cutting edge of suicide technology.
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 14, 2007, 01:49 PM »

*punches jitspoe again*
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 14, 2007, 04:34 PM »

I think Rolando deserves one for that, too, hehe.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 14, 2007, 05:15 PM »

Oh, dang, I didn't even notice that one. *punches Rolando as well*
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 14, 2007, 06:28 PM »

I think elmono is taking "punch line" a little too literally.
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 14, 2007, 06:32 PM »

Bahahaha, you're getting another punch for that, you know this, yes?
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 15, 2007, 12:13 AM »

*groan*
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 15, 2007, 12:46 AM »

I just needed to give Chris some time.  See?  My jokes have groan on him.
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 15, 2007, 05:34 AM »

Hahaha.
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