elmono311
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« on: Feb 03, 2005, 07:54 AM » |
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Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8 ) RAP MUSIC DROWNS OUT ROAR OF THE ENGINES.
7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE JR.
5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN AWAY.
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"Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR period. I cannot believe Napa signed back on with him." -Clint Bowyer after getting in a wreck at Bristol, 8/23/08
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Supermercado
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 03, 2005, 09:24 AM » |
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lmao
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Vengeance
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 03, 2005, 12:54 PM » |
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That should be changed from black to gansta or something. I know that a lot of the people around here that fit that description are white boys.  |
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 03, 2005, 01:37 PM » |
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That should be changed from black to gansta or something. I know that a lot of the people around here that fit that description are white boys. That's true. And true of pretty much all places. |
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"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?"
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
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disnut8
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 03, 2005, 01:58 PM » |
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SO politically incorrect but funny as hell.
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bigjerkface
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 04, 2005, 11:49 PM » |
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And here's what happens when you ask a redneck NASCAR fan in Mississippi how he would feel about reaching out to the brothas: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis-nascar.mp3 |
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 04, 2005, 11:58 PM » |
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ha, wow! and they wonder why people like me have such a redneck opinion of NASCAR. friggin hilarious. I KNOW people like this who live near my aunt and uncle in Warner Robins, GA. sigh.
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Vengeance
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 05, 2005, 12:31 AM » |
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That was the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.
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disnut8
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 05, 2005, 09:28 AM » |
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WOW - that guy was really racist! Soul Glow, cracks me up. Democratic ballsucker? What was that?
Now I hope people don't think all people who live in the south cuss like that!
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elmono311
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 05, 2005, 11:17 AM » |
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I heard that awhile ago, but I forgot where. In fact, I think it was at AnandTech.
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She always did love to dance.
"Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in NASCAR period. I cannot believe Napa signed back on with him." -Clint Bowyer after getting in a wreck at Bristol, 8/23/08
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 12, 2005, 11:48 PM » |
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all I have to say is rofl
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