Pay special attention to steps 3-4 for your situation.
And good luck feeding all those smiley buddies.

<<< I feed him fish food every day, it's very nutritious. If you have more than one they will begin to eat each other, so all you'll have left later is

and of course,

. Then we can have smiley fights and I have a secret one,

. He is like a holographic Pokemon, watch out. His trick is to fool you into thinking he is asleep, but he can shoot lasers out like this

. And that is why all the smilies (except for one, the laser lip woman's husband) appear to have black eyes, their eyes are shot out.
Basically, don't use so many smilies!

(ow)