OFF TOPIC APOLOGY.
This was a qualitative correspondence between e3rrt's ninjas and south park's Professor Chaos in 'Having Fun with Weapons.'
Having known the outcome of Professors challenge and the ensuing utter laugh fest, this would have made sense.loial, read out loud what you post.
Good suggestions. 'Loial's oral instructional guide to WTF did he mean'. I have been considering this. It would save us all countless hours.
Sorry folks and good to see servers are up!