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[P!nk]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/6234445.stm

Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.

The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.

He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.

Now, why on earth would you want to steal a urinal from a public restroom? I think he was stealing it for someone's birthday as an insult, or maybe he needed a new one and didn't feel like buying, perhaps he needed money and is going to sell it on ebay, or he didn't like the drink and wanted revenge. They better get him soon, I really want to know.

[Supermercado]

What the hell?

I tell you what, though, I wouldn't mind having a urinal at home. If I ever could build a dream bathroom, I think a urinal would be one of the things I'd do.

[KnacK]

That's why I live out in the middle of no where....

I have a door to the outside in my master bedroom.  On the weekends, I'd get up, head outside, and take care of business.  My eldest shepherd, stiring from hearing teh door open, would come over, hike his leg on the tree, and take care of business too.

I'm gonna miss that dog..

[jitspoe]

Don't you know?  Urinals are amazing works modern of art!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4059997.stm

[PiCaSSo]

Hahaha Now that's funny as hell. 

That guy can no longer use the expression, "I don't have a pot ta piss in or a window to throw it out"

[elmono311]

Why aren't there urinals in houses?

[LostArtofRolando]

Did you know the largest urinal WEST of the Mississippi is housed in the Architecture building at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.  It's MASSIVE, and it's still used.

[jitspoe]

I bet some guys still miss, too.