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[Vengeance]

Rosie O'Donnell posted a copy of a Wikipedia article on her blog last night to support claims she made on The View that Trump has a shaky financial past, particularly that he filed for bankruptcy in 1990 and is currently on the brink of personal bankruptcy. Donald Trump has threatened to sue her, saying:

"You can't make false statements." (Through all his business ups and downs, he has never personally filed for bankruptcy.) The clash between the two began when ... she called him a "snake-oil salesman" following Tuesday's announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner. After hearing about her comments, Trump fired back to People, calling O'Donnell "a woman out of control" and saying he planned to sue her over the statements questioning his economic well-being.

And in response to his threats, Rosie posted on her blog:

i will let u know if the donald sues me
or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals
dont u find him charming

How can you not hate somebody who writes everything in pseudo-haiku and spells "you" as "u"? I can already picture the court battle. Donald Trump will have a team of lawyers dissecting Rosie O'Donnell's statement word by word. And Rosie? Well she'll have a tub of ice cream. They'll probably give her some paper and crayons to keep herself busy and occasionally she'll lift her head from whatever she's doing to let out a few oinks. And when it's finally time for her to present her case she'll hold up a drawing of a spaceship, recite her favorite poem, and say "Case closed, your honor."

UPDATE: Looks like it's more than just a threat now. Donald says he's already gotten the process started, and says about Rosie: "She says things that come to her mouth, she's not smart, she's crude, she's ignorant and to be honest I look forward to suing Rosie. I'm gonna sue her and I look forward to it. She's really very dangerous for the show. Rosie will find out what we're suing her for. She knows what we're suing her for. It's something I look very forward to. Rosie's been a loser for a long time. Her magazine failed, she got sued. She folded up like a tent. Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn't have it and she ought to be careful because I'll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy."

Awesome video of Trump being my hero

[elmono311]

Trump gets a few more points in my book

[disnut8]

I think Rosie has a calendar and for every month, there's a celebrity that she's going to pick on on The View so she makes sure she gets into the news.

November - tell Kelly Ripa she's homophobic because she objected to Clay Aiken slamming his hand over her mouth when she was making a point on Regis and Kelly (Clay was subbing for Regis).  First of all, Clay has never said he's gay so it's incorrect to even suggest anyone is homophobic when having dealings with Clay.  Second, Clay really slammed his hand on Kelly's mouth.  I would have decked him.  Third, I don't think Clay will ever sub for Regis again.  Too bad Jeff Gordon was busy on his honeymoon.

December - rile up The Donald's feathers.  She picked the wrong one this time.  Donald doesn't have to defend any his decisions to anyone.  Frankly, that whole "Miss Whatever has to be holier than thou" crap is just that, crap.  They might as well have every beauty contestant be either Mormon or Amish if they want that.  So Miss USA can't have an underage drink but Rosie can f*** this and f*** that in her stand up routine?

Rosie, go away.  No one wants to listen to you.

[PiCaSSo]

Rosie clearly has a strong desire to become a bag lady pushin a grocery cart in someone's ghetto.

Thumbs up to D. Trump for choosing the "Second chance" approach with Miss USA Tara Conner...  The choice was moralistically perfect.