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[Vengeance]

Natasha Lyonne - the ugly chick from American Pie who threatened to sexually molest a dog - turned herself in today at a New York court. A warrant was issued for her arrest in January after she missed four court hearings on charges including "criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument." (see next post for original article about the incident)

You've got a few options after threatening to sexually molest a dog. Turning yourself in isn't one of them. Getting plastic surgery and completely changing your identity is. Because at the end of the day you can either look like that and be known as Natasha Lyonne: potential dog rapist, or you can have a bushy mustache and be known as Juan Garcia: mild mannered school janitor who doesn't rape dogs.

[Vengeance]

January 30, 2006

Natasha Lyonne is a wanted woman

According to the New York Post, Natasha Lyonne has another warrant out for her arrest after she failed to appear at a court date last Friday.

Lyonne is facing a number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog during a 2004 altercation. She is also charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing.

I can't say for sure, but I'm fairly certain that Natasha Lyonne is the first celebrity to ever face charges for threatening to sexually molest a dog. I'm all for zany antics, but you've got to be seriously messed up in the brain to come up with a threat like that. "Turn down your damn music or I'm going to start fondling your dog's penis!" If I was the neighbor I wouldn't be angry, I'd just be confused.

[elmono311]

People care about Natasha Lyonne? I saw this on IMDb and I was like "so what?"

[jitspoe]

She's obviously not on Chris's "Needs to die" list.