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[Vengeance]

TMZ reported that officials from the Miss USA pageant would strip 20-year-old Tara Connor of her Miss USA crown because of inappropriate behavior like underage drinking. But the organization tells the AP that isn't true, although they are evaluating her behavior and trying to figure out the next step.

"I can't really talk about it now," Donald Trump told the AP. "But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."

After evaluating Conner, the organization and Trump will "see what we can do to work with her and what we will do about her reign going forward," the organization's president, Paula M. Shugart, said in a statement, adding: "Mr. Trump will make a determination and announcement within the coming week."

If mail order videos have taught me anything it's that when girls want to go wild you let them go wild. And Tae Bo. They've also taught me Tae Bo. Pretty much everything I know is learned from mail order videos. That and fortune cookies.

[Vengeance]

Miss USA keeps her crown

Donald Trump announced at a news conference today that the Miss USA organization is going to let Tara Conner keep her crown, despite "behavioral and personal issues" which included going to bars even though she's underage. Trump said he believed she made bad mistakes but deserves a second chance, and would undergo therapy for her problems. But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you're pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You've earned it.

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December 19, 2006

Miss USA cries like a little baby

I posted earlier that Miss USA Tara Conner is keeping her crown and checking into rehab, but now I have to do it again because of her crying during the press conference. And if you have any doubt as to how fake those tears are, check out what she had to say about Donald Trump:

"In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me. I've had a very big blessing bestowed on me. It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul."

Donald Trump has a lot of things, but a heart of gold and a blessed soul are not any of them. She probably meant to say 'personal helicopter.' And I didn't even know this, but apparently Tara's list of offenses included testing positive for cocaine, sneaking guys into her Trump Place apartment, and making out with Miss Teen USA in public. Let me repeat that last one: making out with Miss Teen USA in public. Hopefully pictures of that never surface, because I'd hate to go down in history as the first person to ever hump their computer monitor to death.

[elmono311]

How is it bad that an underage person goes into a bar? Usually they let you in until after a certain hour. Was there proof that she actually drank?

And the whole Miss USA thing is stupid anyway