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[Vengeance]

A rumor is circulating that Stevie Nicks, the Fleetwood Mac singer who made it fashionable for old ladies to stop cutting their hair, may be played by Lindsay Lohan, the gal who's making it fashionable to run around like a drugged-out whore, in an upcoming biopic. This is sure to stir up the classic debate of which is the better rumor, this casting rumor or the Fleetwork Mac album Rumours. If you said this rumor, you're fucking stupid. Have you not heard "Dreams"?

Fleetwood Fact: You think Tusk is the better album? Shut up. Just shut up.

[disnut8]

This is total bogus.  How the hell would Lindsay Lohan gain the weight needed to play curvy Stevie Nicks?  She'd actually have to eat!