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[Vengeance]

According to a family friend, Britney Spears is "seriously thinking about" giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of her sex tape for free so Kevin Federline can't make any money off of it.

"Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James," said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla's Burger Basket. "Half of nuthin' is nuthin', and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes

This is like a battle of wits between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to see who can screw each other over the most. I'd compare it to an intricate game of chess but it's really more like a pig wrestling contest. I picture each of them staying up late at night trying to put together battle plans, furiously scribbling on a notepad with their tongue sticking out. Then when you look at the notepad it's just a bunch of numbers, with some of the 3's facing the wrong way.

[elmono311]

I heard there was actually no sex tape and Federline made it up

[Vengeance]

Kevin Federline says there is no sex tape


Kevin Federline's lawyer has issued a statement denying the existence of a reported sex tape between him and Britney Spears. He says:

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who "dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape." Although I don't know what "the right names" means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there's no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It's just not possible.