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[Vengeance]

Lindsay Lohan was spotted yesterday wearing an AA sober chip that says 'Ninety Days.' According to AA, plain chips signify a desire to quit drinking while colored ones like what she was wearing represent different lengths of sobriety. So after seeing Lindsay Lohan wearing one it's pretty clear she got drunk, then beat up a guy who's been sober for 90 days and stole his AA chip. A woman could come riding down from heaven on a winged horse declaring it to be true and I still wouldn't believe she's been sober for 90 days. Or 90 hours. I'll give her 90 seconds though, because even alcoholics can fall asleep for more than a minute and a half at a time.

[elmono311]

*pushes her into the useless celebrity pit of death*