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disnut8
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« on: Sep 28, 2006, 01:56 PM »
Elmono's cousin, Mike, showed a teenager Men in Black.  A few hours after the boy left, his mother called and chastised Mike for showing the boy a porno movie.  G&G had never seen the movie so when we heard Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones make porno movies, we showed G&G the film.  No one can figure out what the hell the mother thought was porno.  The only thing we could think it was was the scene where the morgue doctor was trying to get Will Smoth to look under the gurney since that's where The Bug was.

Me thinks there's one overly protective mother in this world.
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 28, 2006, 03:32 PM »
Was she one of those ultrareligious people who don't believe in aliens?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 28, 2006, 06:12 PM »
Isn't Men In Black a PG-13 movie? How can anything PG-13 be considered porn? And really, most R rated movies don't come anywhere near porn. That's just ridiculous.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 28, 2006, 07:52 PM »
NC-17 is the closest to being porn without being XXX
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 28, 2006, 08:13 PM »
hehe, she must be thinking of Men in Black Guys.... haha
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 28, 2006, 08:29 PM »
You needn't go further than the second word in the lyrics of the theme song...

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 29, 2006, 05:43 AM »
Quote from: jitspoe on Sep 28, 2006, 08:29 PM
You needn't go further than the second word in the lyrics of the theme song...

Touché.
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