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[Vengeance]

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Hillary Rodham Clinton to throw a concert for the troops.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous." She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be." Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

So all this time I thought Lindsay was just being stupid and immature but turns out it was all part of her plan to be a "beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup." Who needs an education or self-respect when your only goal in life is to be oggled by guys? She might as well aspire to be a hamburger.

[elmono311]

She was a lot better before she turned 18. After she turned 18, she became this partied out super slut or something