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[Vengeance]

Katie Holmes - who has almost never been seen since giving birth to Suri back in April - was spotted on vacation in Telluride, Colorado doing some shopping with one of her friends. Baby Suri was nowhere to be seen but before getting into the passenger seat of her Hummer H3 and heading home she told Us Weekly: ?Suri?s doing great! She?s back at the house.? Additionally, a few Telluride locals have reported seeing Suri including a clerk at a natural-goods store who said Suri is "funny looking."

The timing is so perfect for this. Like the Cruise household started reading about how everybody questions if the baby actually exists so they sent Katie Holmes out on a little mission to convince everybody the baby is doing okay. And is real. And isn't just a Mr. Potato Head they're pushing around in a baby carriage.

[jitspoe]

If it does exist, it probably has downs syndrome or something and they just don't want anybody to know.

[elmono311]

Funny looking? What in the world did Tom Cruise do to his kid?

[disnut8]

And isn't is amazing that in ten years of marriage to Nicole Kidman and a few years of marriage to Mimi Rodgers, that Tom Cruise couldn't or wouldn't produce a kid until now?  Sounds fishy.  Obviously, Nicole wanted kids or they wouldn't have adopted two.  Maybe they artifically impregnated Katie and the kid turned out black or something.