Ben, Angelina, Mira, and Michelle blurbs from Superficial

Ben Affleck continued to prove he's the most macho man alive by rushing to the emergency room after suffering a migraine. In a statement made Monday, his rep said: "Ben Affleck was treated for a migraine at Mt. Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Mass., today. He was released this afternoon, and is recuperating at home."

I bet when he sees a bee he runs around flailing his arms wildly and yelling: "Is it on me?!" Ya know, a real man's man.

? Michelle Rodriguez was released from jail after serving only 4 hours of her 60-day jail sentence. So basically she showed up for lunch and left. America's justice system at its finest.

? Angelina Jolie gave birth to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt via C-section due to breech presentation. So for any Angelina Jolie fans wishing she had a big scar on her stomach from where they cut her open and removed her baby, today's your special day.

? Mira Sorvino gave birth to a baby boy yesterday at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles and named him Johnny. Although now I take back whatever bad things I said about celebrity baby naming because I'd much rather read about a Zolten or a Bluebell than some boring piece of crap like Johnny.