Superficial - Matt Leinart ashamed of Paris Hilton

Former USC star Matt Leinart was told to stay out of trouble by his new team, the Arizona Cardinals, warning him that if he's serious about football he shouldn't be photographed out late dancing and drinking with Paris Hilton. A source tells Star: ?Matt took it very seriously. Almost to the point of tears.?

You'd think a big famous football player like Leinart wouldn't be such a pussy and break into tears just because his team pointed out his girlfriend sucks. Although if he was banging Jessica Alba you know they'd be giving him high fives and butt slaps, but since it's Paris Hilton they have to warn him to stay away. I figure they must be afraid he'll give them all herpes in the showers. Which wouldn't normally be possible, except Paris Hilton has evolved her very own form of super herpes. People have caught it just by staring too long at her crotch.